Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th June 2000

Dilbert//4076, first published 26 years ago on Monday 12th June 2000

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employees ignorant intranet collaboration sign it their ignorance tools dogbert consults business

Official transcript

As a consultant, Dogbert says to the Boss "All of your employees are ignorant."

Dobgert continues, "I can fix that by selling you intranet collaboration tools."

The Boss says to Dgbert in an uneasy voice, "But if they're sharing their ignorance..."

Dogbert thinks to himself, "Sign it, sign it, sign it..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS ALL OF YOUR EMPLOYEES ARE IGNORANT.

I CAN FIX THAT BY SELLING YOU INTRANET COLLABORATION TOOLS.

BUT IF THEY'RE SHARING THEIR IGNORANCE...

SIGN IT SIGN IT SIGN IT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Dogbert Consults" and features the following content:

• Dogbert, a white dog and the main character, is sitting at a desk with a client.
• The client says, "All of your employees are ignorant."
• Dogbert responds, "I can fix that by selling you intranet collaboration tools."
• The client asks, "But if they're sharing their ignorance... sign it sign it sign it."
• Dogbert says, "Sign it sign it sign it."

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that technology can solve all problems, even if it means sharing ignorance. It highlights the potential pitfalls of relying solely on technology to improve communication and collaboration within an organization.

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