Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th June 2000

Dilbert//4078, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 14th June 2000

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collaboration defective intranet dogbert consults

Official transcript

Wally says to Dogbert the consultant, "No one uses the intranet collaboration software you sold us."

Dogbert replies, "Your employees are defective. I recommend cat scans."

Catbert examines Wally's head. "This one is defective too", Catbert says. The Boss yells, "Next in line!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS NO ONE USES THE INTRANET COLLABORATION SOFTWARE YOU SOLD US.

YOUR EMPLOYEES ARE DEFECTIVE.

I RECOMMEND CAT SCANS.

THIS ONE IS DEFECTIVE TOO.

NEXT IN LINE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Intranet Collaboration Software"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a company's decision to utilize an intranet collaboration software. The scene unfolds with a meeting between a manager and a group of employees, where the manager expresses concern about the effectiveness of the software. The employees, however, are skeptical and recommend alternative solutions, including "cat scans." The manager is left frustrated, highlighting the challenges of implementing new technology in a corporate setting.

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