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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd June 2000

Dilbert//4087, first published 26 years ago on Friday 23rd June 2000


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chatter non stop every woman no male traits galk


Official transcript

Ming says to Dilbert as they sit together at a table, "Do you mind if I chatter nonstop about people you don't know?"

Dilbert answers, "No."

Dilbert then asks Ming, "Do you mind if I gawk at every woman who walks by?"

Ming answers, "Yes."

Ming says to Dilbert, "In fact, I would appreciate it if you displayed no male traits whatsoever."

Dilbert responds, "Can do."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU MIND IF I CHATTER NONSTOP ABOUT PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW?

DO YOU MIND IF I GAWK AT EVERY WOMAN WHO WALKS BY?

YES.

IN FACT, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DISPLAYED NO MALE TRAITS WHATSOEVER.

CAN DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Gawking at Women"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, engaging in a conversation with a woman. The conversation begins with Dilbert asking if he can gawk at every woman he walks by, to which the woman responds with a firm "no." Dilbert then inquires if he can display no male traits whatsoever, and the woman agrees.

The strip is set against a blue background and features the Dilbert character, known for his sarcastic wit and humorous observations on office life. The comic strip is a lighthearted commentary on the absurdity of social norms and the challenges of navigating everyday interactions.

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