Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th July 2000

Dilbert//4111, first published 26 years ago on Monday 17th July 2000

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marketing respectfully decline join hallucination bah business

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "I heard that you won't give marketing the information they need."

Dilbert replies, "I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination."

Dilbert says to Dogbert, "Your system works."

Dogbert repies, "Next time try shortening it to 'Bah'.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD THAT YOU WON'T GIVE MARKETING THE INFORMATION THEY NEED.

I RESPECTFULLY DECLINE THE INVITATION TO JOIN YOUR HALLUCINATION.

YOUR SYSTEM WORKS.

NEXT TIME TRY SHORTENING IT "".

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing Madness"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a humorous exchange between two office workers, with one attempting to market an information product to the other. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when the second worker declines the invitation, citing a need to "decline the invitation to join your hallucination." The first worker responds by saying, "Your system works," and the second worker retorts, "Next time try shortening it to 'bah'." The exchange is marked by absurdity and wordplay, highlighting the challenges of effective communication in a corporate setting.

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