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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st July 2000

Dilbert//4115, first published 26 years ago on Friday 21st July 2000


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no respect work send resume located


Official transcript

Dilbert says to Dogbert before leaving for work, "I'm tired of getting no respect at work."

Dilbert continues, "I'm going to send my resume to a company that's locted in a place I'd never want to live."

Dogbert says to Dilbert while reading the paper, "I wonder why they don't respect you."

Dilbert answers angrily, "That's what I want to know!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M TIRED OF GETTING NO RESPECT AT WORK.

I'M GOING TO SEND MY RSUM TO A COMPANY THAT'S LOCATED IN A PLACE I'D NEVER WANT TO LIVE.

I WONDER WHY THEY DON'T RESPECT YOU.

NEW THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Perfect Exit Strategy"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2000, showcases Dilbert's signature wit and sarcasm as he navigates a challenging work environment. The story begins with Dilbert expressing his frustration with getting no respect at work, which leads him to decide to send his resume to a company that is located in a place he'd never want to live.

As he prepares his resume, Dilbert's inner monologue reveals his true intentions: he wants to leave his current job, but not because of the work itself, but because of the people he works with. He wonders why they don't respect him, and he's eager to share his newfound knowledge with them.

The strip ends with Dilbert proudly holding up his new resume, ready to make a bold move and start fresh in a new location. The humor lies in Dilbert's deadpan delivery and the absurdity of his situation, making this comic strip a relatable and entertaining read for anyone who has ever felt undervalued or overworked.

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