Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 31st July 2000

Dilbert//4125, first published 26 years ago on Monday 31st July 2000

Tags

outside jobs control my life control what i think evil hr director

Official transcript

Catbert the Evil HR Director says to Asok, "You need my approval for any outside jobs."

Asok replies, "Oh, my...I have the sudden realization that you control my entire life."

Asok continues, "But you can't control what I think!"

Catbert continues to read without responding.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR YOU NEED MY APPROVAL FOR ANY OUTSIDE JOBS.

OH, MY... I HAVE THE SUDDEN REALIZATION THAT YOU CONTROL MY ENTIRE LIFE.

BUT YOU CAN'T CONTROL WHAT I THINK!

Employee will say, "You can't Control what >l Think!"

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "You Can't Control What I Think"

Summary:

• Catbert, the evil HR director, demands approval for any outside job.
• An employee responds with a humorous comment, stating, "Oh, my... I have the sudden realization that you control my entire life."
• The employee then presents a paper to Catbert, which reads, "Employee will say, 'You can't control what I think!'"
• Catbert is frustrated by this response, exclaiming, "But you can't control what I think!"

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