Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd August 2000

Dilbert//4128, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 3rd August 2000

Tags

internal clients tracking fake bills helpful

Official transcript

The Boss says to Wally, "We're going to start tracking our time spent with internal clients."

The Boss continues, "I will cleverly send fake bills to other departments to show how helpful we are."

Wally replies, "I can't help you. I'm busy with my time sheet."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE GOING TO START TRACKING OUR TIME SPENT WITH INTERNAL CLIENTS.

I WILL CLEVERLY SEND FAKE BILLS TO OTHER DEPARTMENTS TO SHOW HOW HELPFUL WE ARE.

I CAN'T HELP YOU. I'M BUSY WITH MY TIME SHEET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Fake Bills and Time Sheets"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a manager and an employee. The manager announces plans to track time spent with internal clients, while the employee expresses concerns about being overburdened with fake bills to other departments and a time sheet.

Key Points:

• The manager intends to monitor time spent with internal clients.
• The employee is overwhelmed with fake bills and a time sheet.
• The employee is unable to assist the manager due to their own workload.

Overall:

The comic strip highlights the challenges of managing time and workload in a busy office environment.

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