Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th August 2000

Dilbert//4134, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 9th August 2000

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poach employees leave comapny wink wink moron

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "I'm not allowed to poach employees if I leave this company."

The Boss continues as he winks at Dilbert, "But there's no law against you asking me for a job...wink...wink."

The Boss begins yelling, "I'm not going to wink all day you moron!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO POACH EMPLOYEES IF I LEAVE THIS COMPANY.

BUT THERE'S NO LAW AGAINST YOU ASKING ME FOR A JOB.. .WINK WINK.

I'M NOT GOING TO WINK ALL DAY, YOU MORON!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "No Poaching Allowed"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a cartoon character known for his sarcastic wit and workplace struggles.
• In this strip, Dilbert's boss announces that he is not allowed to poach employees from other companies if he leaves his current job.
• However, the boss is shown to be asking Dilbert for a job, which is a clear case of poaching.
• Dilbert responds with his signature sarcasm, saying "I'm not going to wink all day, you moron!" and "But there's no law against you asking me for a job...wink wink."
• The strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate rules and the hypocrisy of some bosses.

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