Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th August 2000
Dilbert//4138, first published 26 years ago on Sunday 13th August 2000
Tags
can't breathe demonstration evil eye process new consultant paper cut bleeding rasputin charisma
Official transcript
The Boss says to his staff, "This is Rasputin, our new consultant."
The Boss continues, "He stopped my paper cut from bleeding."
The Boss says to everyone, "He has charisma."
Alice says, "I'd like to see a demonstration on Asok."
Rasputin looks at Asok fiercely. Asok nervously says, "Ack...can't breathe..."
The Boss says to everyone, "That's called the evil eye process. Now do Wally."
Rasputin begins to stare at Wally. Wally replies, "Ack...can't breathe..."
Wally drops to the floor and the Boss says, "He never had a chance."
Dilbert replies, "Your anti-charisma is strong today."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
THIS IS RASPUTIN, OUR NEW CONSULTANT.
HE STOPPED MY PAPER CUT FROM BLEEDING.
HE HAS CHARISMA I'D LIKE TO SEE A DEMONSTRATION ON ASOK.
ACK...
CAN'T..
BREATHE.
THAT'S CALLED THE EVIL EYE PROCESS.
NOW DO WALLY.
ACK...
CAN'T...
BREATHE.
HE NEVER HAD A CHANCE.
YOUR ANTI- CHARISMA IS STRONG TODAY.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Anti-Charisma"
Summary:
The comic strip revolves around Rasputin, a new consultant, and his attempt to rid himself of his paper cut. He visits Wally, who claims to possess the "evil eye process." However, Rasputin's anti-charisma prevents Wally from demonstrating the process.
Key Elements:
- Rasputin's paper cut and his quest for a solution
- Wally's claim to possess the "evil eye process"
- Rasputin's anti-charisma hindering Wally's demonstration
- The strip's humorous take on office politics and quirky characters
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