Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st August 2000

Dilbert//4156, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 31st August 2000

Tags

network server certifed power of certifciation embarrassing c for certified superman tech class forgets

Official transcript

Dilbert stands in front of a computer typing. A man dressed as a superhero with a 'C' on his chest says, "Step away from that network server! I'm certified!"

The man sits in front of the computer, raises his arms and calls, "I summon the vast power of certification!!!"

The man looks at the computer and says, "Well, this is embarassing; that's all I remember from the classes."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STEP AWAY FROM THAT NETWORK SERVER!

I'M CERTIFIED!

I SUMMON THE VAST POWER OF CERTIFICATION!

WELL, THIS 15 EMBARRASSING; THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER FROM THE CLASSES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Certification Chaos"

This 'Dilbert' comic strip humorously depicts a scene where a man, dressed as a superhero, bursts into an office and declares, "I SUMMON THE VAST POWER OF CERTIFICATION!" The scene unfolds as follows:

• The man, wearing a blue cape with a red lining and a white 'C' on his chest, enters the office.
• He is met with confusion by the employees, who are seated at their desks.
• One employee, sitting at a computer, responds, "STEP AWAY FROM THAT NETWORK SERVER!" and "I'M CERTIFIED!"
• The man, seemingly unaware of the irony, exclaims, "WELL, THIS IS EMBARRASSING; THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER FROM THE CLASSES."

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of certification being a powerful force, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. The use of a superhero costume and the employee's over-the-top reaction add to the comedic effect. Overall, the strip playfully critiques the notion that certification is a magical solution to complex problems.

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