Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th September 2000

Dilbert//4165, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 9th September 2000

Tags

work for losers commits deadline winners respect me less

Official transcript

Dogbert says to Dilbert, "Work is for losers."

Dogbert continues, "A winner says, 'That's on my list' and never commits to a deadline."

Dilbert asks Dogbert, "Wouldn't people respect me less?"

Dogbert replies, "I don't see how."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WORK IS FOR LOSERS.

A WINNER SAYS, "THAT'S ON MY LIST" AND NEVER COMMITS TO A DEADLINE.

WOULDN'T PEOPLE RESPECT ME LESS?

I DON'T SEE HOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Work is for Losers"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting on a couch with a ghost-like character. The conversation begins with the ghost stating, "Work is for losers." Dilbert responds, "A winner says, 'That's on my list' and never commits to a deadline." The ghost retorts, "Wouldn't people respect me less if I don't see how?"

The comic strip humorously highlights the contrast between Dilbert's laid-back attitude and the ghost's desire for respect. The exchange showcases their differing perspectives on work and commitment, with Dilbert embracing a more relaxed approach and the ghost seeking to prove himself. The strip pokes fun at the common workplace dynamics, where individuals may prioritize respect over actual productivity.

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