Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th September 2000

Dilbert//4168, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 12th September 2000

Tags

emergency flashlight plays flashilights jedi starwars immature

Official transcript

The Boss says to Wally and Dilbert, "I hid the emergency flashights so no one can play with them."

Wally replies, "Who plays with flashlight? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

As Wally and Dilbert leaves, the Boss thinks to himself "The short Jedi will die first."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HID THE EMERGENCY FLASHLIGHTS SO NO ONE CAN PLAY WITH THEM.

WHO PLAYS WITH FLASHLIGHTS?

THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

THE SHORT JEDI WILL DIE FIRST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Flashlights and Jedi"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of office workers discussing emergency flashlights. One worker reveals that he hid the flashlights so no one can play with them. Another worker asks who plays with flashlights, to which the first worker responds that it's the dumbest thing he's ever heard. The conversation takes a turn when a third worker mentions that the short Jedi will die first, referencing a popular Star Wars quote.

Key Points:

• A group of office workers discuss emergency flashlights.
• One worker hid the flashlights to prevent others from playing with them.
• Another worker asks who plays with flashlights, and the first worker responds that it's the dumbest thing he's ever heard.
• The conversation takes a turn when a third worker mentions that the short Jedi will die first, referencing a popular Star Wars quote.

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