Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th September 2000

Dilbert//4186, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 30th September 2000

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bags of crud highly valued stock options worth a fortune worthless shut up

Official transcript

Wally approaches the Boss sitting at his desk reading the paper. Wally says, "My stock options are worth a fortune now, you miserable bag of crud!"

The Boss types something in his computer and says, "Oh, look, they're back down to worthless."

Dilbert, Alice and Wally sit eating lunch. Dilbert says, "Try telling him that bags of crud are highly valued in some societies."

Wally says, "Shut up."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY STOCK OPTIONS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE NOW, YOU MISERABLE BAG OF CRUD!

OH, LOOK, THEY'RE BACK DOWN TO WORTHLESS.

TRY TELLING HIM THAT BAGS OF CRUD ARE HIGHLY VALUED IN SOME SOCIETIES.

SHUT UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bags of Crud"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two characters in an office setting. The first character expresses skepticism about the value of their stock options, describing them as "worth a fortune now, you miserable bag of crud." The second character responds by asking if they're "back down to worthless," implying that the stock options have lost value. The conversation is interrupted by a third character, who attempts to educate the first character on the value of "bags of crud" in certain societies, humorously suggesting that they are highly valued. The first character responds with a dismissive "shut up," indicating their disinterest in the discussion.

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