Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd October 2000

Dilbert//4188, first published 26 years ago on Monday 2nd October 2000

Tags

evil director union work employees moving company computer old evil pdas laptops cut of giblets union steward stuart

Official transcript

Catbert is behind a desk talking to the union steward. Catbert says, "What new evil do you bring me, Union Steward Stuart?"

The union steward says, "Employees should not be allowed to move company computers. That's union work."

Catbert says, "That's old evil."

Stuart says, "It's new if we include PDAs and laptops."

Catbert says, "I like the cut of your giblets."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR WHAT NEW EVIL DO YOU BRING ME, UNION STEWARD STUART?

EMPLOYEES SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO MOVE COMPANY COMPUTERS. THAT'S UNION WORK.

THAT'S OLD EVIL.

IT'S NEW IF WE INCLUDE PDAS AND LAPTOPS.

I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR GIBLETS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Evil H.R. Director"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between the Evil H.R. Director and Union Steward Stuart.
• The director announces that employees are no longer allowed to move company computers, citing that it's "Union work".
• Stuart responds by stating that it's "old evil" and that the director likes the cut of his giblets.
• The director then reveals that they have included PDAs and laptops in the new policy.
• The conversation ends with Stuart expressing his approval of the new policy.

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