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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th October 2000

Dilbert//4190, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 4th October 2000


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customer type feeble minded people reorganize second guess dogbert consults


Official transcript

Dogbert is sitting at a conference table beside the boss, across from Dilbert and Wally. Dogbert says, "You need to reorganize by customer type."

Gesturing toward the boss, Dogbert continues, "One division would focus on selling to feeble-minded people."

The boss says, "Are you gesturing at me because I would work in that division?"

Dogbert says, "What's your second guess?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS YOU NEED TO REORGANIZE BY CUSTOMER TYPE.

ONE DIVISION WOULD FOCUS ON SELLING TO FEEBLEMINDED PEOPLE.

ARE YOU GESTURING AT ME BECAUSE I WOULD WORK IN THAT DIVISION?

WHAT'S YOUR SECOND GUESS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert Consults"

Summary:

  • Dogbert, a white dog with a black hat, is depicted as a consultant.
  • He advises a company to reorganize by customer type.
  • The company is hesitant, citing a focus on selling to "feeble-minded people."
  • Dogbert responds with a question, implying that he would work in that division himself.
  • The company is left uncertain, as Dogbert's motives are unclear.

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