Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th October 2000

Dilbert//4211, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 25th October 2000

Tags

you're fired used internet personal reasons groceries more time working evil but true

Official transcript

Catbert, sitting at his desk, says to an employee, "Our records show that you used the internet for personal reasons. You're fired."

The employee says, "Please, I merely ordered groceries online so that I might have more time for working."

Catbert says, "My motto is, you can't spell 'who cares?' without H.R."

The employee says, "It's evil, but it's true."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR RECORDS SHOW THAT YOU USED THE INTERNET FOR PERSONAL REASONS.

YOU'RE FIRED.

PLEASE, I MERELY ORDERED GROCERIES ONLINE SO THAT I MIGHT HAVE MORE TIME FOR WORKING.

MY MOTTO IS, YOU CAN'T SPELL "WHO CARES?" WITHOUT H.R.

IT'S EVIL, BUT IT'S TRUE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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