Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd November 2000

Dilbert//4219, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 2nd November 2000

Tags

begging for job boss callous mean office

Official transcript

Ted, who has the letter 'E' painted on his chest, says to The Boss, "Catbert says I have to get a new job within the company."

Ted says, "Could you find it within your heart..."

The Boss, reaching for a heart on his desk, says, "I'll check."

Ted watches as The Boss looks at the heart. The Boss says, "Nope. No jobs in there."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT SAYS I HAVE TO GET A NEW JOB WITHIN THE COMPANY.

COULD YOU FIND IT WITHIN YOUR HEART.

I'LL CHECK.

NOPE. NO JOBS IN THERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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