Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th November 2000

Dilbert//4221, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 4th November 2000

Tags

incurable romantic shoe foot fungus cured table leg

Official transcript

Dilbert sits at a table in a restaurant with a woman who says, "I've always been an incurable romantic."

Diblert says to the woman, "Do you mind if I take off my shoe? I've got some sort of fungus that needs air."

The woman shouts, "I'm cured!"

Dilbert says, "I like to scratch it on the table leg. -- Oops. Is that you?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AN INCURABLE ROMANTIC.

DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE OFF MY SHOE?

I'VE GOT SOME SORT OF FUNGUS THAT NEEDS AIR.

I'M CURED!

I LIKE TO SCRATCH IT ON THE TABLE LEG.

OOPS. IS THAT YOU?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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