Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th November 2000

Dilbert//4236, first published 26 years ago on Sunday 19th November 2000

Tags

business book change happens forward meds filler parable picnic served as hamburgers two bulls

Official transcript

Dogbert, busily typing, says to Dilbert, "I'm writing a business book called 'Change Happens. Get Over It'."

Dilbert says, "The title says it all."

Dogbert says, "Yeah. It needs filler."

Dilbert says, "How about a parable?"

Dogbert says, "Good idea."

Dogbert types, "Two bulls were talking."

Dogbert continues typing, "One bull says, 'I'm afraid of change'."

Dogbert continues typing, "The other bull says, 'Get over it'."

Dogbert continues typing, "Later that day they were both ground into hamburgers and served at a picnic."

Dogbert says to Dilbert, "The hard part will be finding someone to write the foreword."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M WRITING A BUSINESS BOOK CALLED "CHANGE HAPPENS.

GET OVER IT." THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL.

HOW ABOUT A PARABLE?

YEAH. IT TWO BULLS WERE TAI KING ONE BULL SAYS, "I'M AFRAID OF CHANGE." NEEDS FILLER.

THE OTHER BULL SAYS.

"GET OVER IT." GOOD IDEA.

LATER THAT DAY THEY WERE BOTH GROUND INTO HAMBURGERS AND SERVED AT A PICNIC.

THE HARD PART WILL BE FINDING SOMEONE TO WRITE THE FOREWORD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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