Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd November 2000

Dilbert//4240, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 23rd November 2000

Tags

tips today how much three breath mints death threat scrawled napkin napkin guy

Official transcript

Dilbert and Wally are both wearing aprons. Dilbert, counting money, asks Wally, "How much did you make in tips today?"

Wally says, "Three breath mints and one death threat scrawled on a napkin."

Wally says to Dilbert, "I hope I don't forget which breath mint came from the napkin guy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW MUCH DID YOU MAKE IN TIPS TODAY?

THREE BREATH MINTS AND ONE DEATH THREAT SCRAWLED ON A NAPKIN.

I HOPE I DON'T FORGET WHICH BREATH MINT CAME FROM THE NAPKIN GUY.

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