Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd December 2000

Dilbert//4249, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 2nd December 2000

Tags

asok alive cpr angles ratbert rat is blue lifesavers

Official transcript

Sitting up on the floor, Asok rubs his head and says to The Boss, Dilbert and Wally, "I'm alive!"

Asok asks Dilbert, The Boss, Wally and Alice, "Which one of you angels administered the life-saving CPR?"

Ratbert says to The Boss, Asok and Alice, "Speaking of 'Lifesavers,' I could sure use one right now."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M ALIVE!

WHICH ONE OF YOU ANGELS ADMINISTERED THE LIFESAVING CPR?

SPEAKING OF "LIFESAVERS," I COULD SURE USE ONE RIGHT NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dilbert's CPR Conundrum"

Summary:

In this comic strip, Dilbert is at a funeral, where he is asked if he administered the life-saving CPR to the deceased. He responds, "I'm alive!" The conversation then turns to the topic of "Lifesavers," which Dilbert mistakenly believes is a brand of candy. The strip humorously highlights Dilbert's confusion and misunderstanding of the situation.

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