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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th December 2000

Dilbert//4253, first published 26 years ago on Wednesday 6th December 2000


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hole in head jurors jury box jury selction medical condition questioning serving judge legal


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JURY SELECTION JUROR EIGHT, DO YOU HAVE ANY MEDICAL PROBLEMS THAT WOULD PREVENT YOU FROM SERVING?

NO, I NEED JURY DUTY.

WOULD IT BE FAIR TO SAY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?

WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK ME THAT?

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Title: "Jury Duty"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2009, revolves around a humorous exchange between a juror and a judge during a jury selection process.

  • The juror, Juror Eight, is asked if they have any medical problems that would prevent them from serving.
  • Juror Eight responds, "No, I need jury duty."
  • The judge inquires, "Would it be fair to say you don't know what you need?"
  • Juror Eight retorts, "Why does everyone ask me that?"

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