Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th December 2000

Dilbert//4264, first published 26 years ago on Sunday 17th December 2000

Tags

attending meetings busy funding get funding need a budget past year top priority one task

Official transcript

Dilbert says to The Boss, "Everything is ready. We just need the budget."

Dilbert says to The Boss, "You did get the funding... Didn't you?"

The Boss says, "I've been very busy."

Dilbert says to The Boss, "This project has been your top priority for over a year!!!"

Dilbert says to The Boss, "You only had one task: get funding."

Dilbert asks The Boss, "What have you been doing for the past year?! The Boss says, "I remember attending meetings..."

Dilbert, holding his head in his hands, cries, "Aay iii yiii yiii!!"

The Boss says, "If you need anything, just holler."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERYTHING IS READY. WE JUST NEED THE BUDGET.

YOU DID GET THE FUNDING...

DIDN'T YOU?

I'VE BEEN VERY BUSY.

THIS PROJECT HAS BEEN YOUR TOP PRIORITY FOR OVER A YEAR!!!

YOU ONLY HAD ONE TASK: GET FUNDING.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST YEAR?!

I REMEMBER ATTENDING MEETINGS..

AAY- III- YIII- YIll!!

IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

JUST HOLLER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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