Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th December 2000

Dilbert//4277, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 30th December 2000

Tags

more email storage space all files complain ignore requests your only choices please veryone

Official transcript

Dilbert says to a co-worker, "I asked for more e-mail storage space and you deleted all of my files!"

The co-worker says to Dilbert, "You complain when I ignore your requests and you complain when I delete your files."

Dilbert cries, "Those aren't your only choices!!"

The co-worker says, "I can't please everyone."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ASKED FOR MORE EMAIL STORAGE SPACE AND YOU DELETED ALL OF MY FILES!

YOU COMPLAIN WHEN I IGNORE YOUR REQUESTS AND YOU COMPLAIN WHEN I DELETE YOUR FILES.

THOSE AREN'T YOUR ONLY CHOICES!!

I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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