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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th December 2000

Dilbert//4277, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 30th December 2000


Tags

more email storage space all files complain ignore requests your only choices please veryone


Official transcript

Dilbert says to a co-worker, "I asked for more e-mail storage space and you deleted all of my files!"

The co-worker says to Dilbert, "You complain when I ignore your requests and you complain when I delete your files."

Dilbert cries, "Those aren't your only choices!!"

The co-worker says, "I can't please everyone."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I ASKED FOR MORE EMAIL STORAGE SPACE AND YOU DELETED ALL OF MY FILES!

YOU COMPLAIN WHEN I IGNORE YOUR REQUESTS AND YOU COMPLAIN WHEN I DELETE YOUR FILES.

THOSE AREN'T YOUR ONLY CHOICES!!

I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "E-Mail Storage Space"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two office workers, one of whom has requested additional e-mail storage space. The other worker responds by deleting all of his files, citing complaints about ignored requests and deleted files.

Key Points:

  • The first worker asks for more e-mail storage space.
  • The second worker deletes all of his files in response.
  • The first worker complains about ignored requests and deleted files.
  • The second worker responds with a sarcastic comment about being the only one making choices.

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