Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd January 2001

Dilbert//4280, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 2nd January 2001

Tags

mouse cramp elbonian prison wall chained upside down winning converstaion topper annoying one better

Official transcript

Dilbert, Topper and Wally are sitting at a table. Dilbert, wiggling his fingers, says, "I'm getting a mouse cramp."

Topper says to Dilbert and Wally, "I spent seven years chained upside down to an Elbonian prison wall."

Topper says to Dilbert and Wally, "At the risk of sounding too competitive, I believe I'm winning this conversation."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GETTING A MOUSE CRAMP.

I SPENT SEVEN YEARS CHAINED UPSIDE DOWN TO AN ELBONIAN PRISON WALL.

AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING TOO COMPETITIVE, I BELIEVE I'M WINNING THIS CONVERSATION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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