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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th January 2001

Dilbert//4282, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 4th January 2001


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headache doozy topper bangs head must be more


Official transcript

A female co-worker says to Topper, "My head-ache is a doozy."

Topper says, "Ha! That's nothing."

The female co-worker looks on as Topper hits his head forcefully on the desk to the sound of "Bam! Bam! Bam!"

The female co-worker says, "Um... You win."

Topper, his face battered, says, "I'm just getting started!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY HEADACHE IS A DOOZY.

HA!

THAT'S NOTHING.

BAM!

BAM! BAM!

UM.

YOU WIN.

I'M JUST GETTING STARTED!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this 'Dilbert' comic strip is "I'm Just Getting Started!"

The comic strip features Dilbert and his co-worker, Alice, sitting at a desk. The conversation starts with Alice saying she has a headache, to which Dilbert replies, "Ha, that's nothing." Dilbert then proceeds to knock over a cup of coffee, spilling it all over himself. Alice responds with "Um... you win. I'm just getting started!" The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the chaos and unpredictability of office life.

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