Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th January 2001

Dilbert//4284, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 6th January 2001

Tags

give away prodcut for free deinstall it bill customers consumer despaitations

Official transcript

The Boss says to Wally and Dilbert, "My plan is to give away our product for free."

The Boss says to Wally and Dilbert, "We'll only bill customers who ask us to deinstall it."

Wally and Dilbert continue looking on impassively as The Boss continues, "For once, those reports of consumer decapitations will work in our favor."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PLAN IS TO GIVE AWAY OUR PRODUCT FOR FREE.

WE'LL ONLY BILL CUSTOMERS WHO ASK US TO DEINSTALL IT.

FOR ONCE, THOSE REPORTS OF CONSUMER DECAPITATIONS WILL WORK IN OUR FAVOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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