Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd February 2001

Dilbert//4311, first published 25 years ago on Friday 2nd February 2001

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83% spat customer satisfaction survey the lucky ones died of dehydration results of survey

Official transcript

A female employee says to The Boss and Wally, "The results of our customer satisfaction survey are in."

The female employee says, "83% spat at their telephones until they died of dehydration."

Asok the Intern, The Boss and Wally listen as the female employee continues, "We're calling that group 'The Lucky Ones'."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE RESULTS OF OUR CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SURVEY ARE IN.

83% SPAT AT THEIR TELEPHONES UNTIL THEY DIED OF DEHYDRATION.

WE'RE CALLING THAT GROUP "THE LUCKY ONES."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Lucky Ones"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a company's customer satisfaction survey, which reveals an astonishing statistic: 83% of respondents reported spitting at their telephones until they died of dehydration. The conversation shifts to the fortunate individuals who have not experienced this phenomenon, with one employee proudly proclaiming, "We're calling that group 'the lucky ones.'" The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the employees' dark humor in response to the survey results.

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