Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd February 2001

Dilbert//4331, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 22nd February 2001

Tags

praised alice lying stealing

Official transcript

The Boss says to Catbert, "I inadvertently gave Alice verbal praise."

Catbert asks, "Is she addicted?"

The Boss says, "She's been lying and stealing to get more."

Catbert replies, "She leaves us no choice."

The Boss says to Alice, "I have to promote you to management."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INADVERTENTLY GAVE ALICE VER BAL PRAISE.

IS SHE ADDICTED?

SHE'S BEEN LYING AND STEALING TO GET MORE.

SHE LEAVES US NO CHOICE.

I HAVE TO PROMOTE YOU TO MANAGEMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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