Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd March 2001

Dilbert//4340, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 3rd March 2001

Tags

manager alice big favor pillow kidding struggle

Official transcript

Wally asks Alice, "How do you like being a manager, Alice?"

Alice says to Wally, "Do me a big favor; sneak into my house tonight and smother me with a pillow."

Dilbert says, "I think she was kidding."

Wally says, "I'll see if she puts up a struggle."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING A MANAGER, ALICE?

DO ME A BIG FAVOR; SNEAK INTO MY HOUSE TONIGHT AND SMOTHER ME WITH A PILLOW.

I THINK SHE WAS KIDDING.

I'LL SEE IF SHE PUTS UP A STRUGGLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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