Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th March 2001

Dilbert//4347, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 10th March 2001

Tags

honest vendor not nice to meet weird spank hamster business is over reated repeat business

Official transcript

THE HONEST VENDOR: Dilbert and the vendor reach to shake hands. The vendor says, "It wasn't nice to meet you."

Shaking hands with Dilbert, the vendor says, "You didn't buy enough; I'll probably spank my hamster for no reason."

The vendor thinks to himself, "Repeat business is over-rated."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE HONEST VENDOR IT WASN'T NICE TO MEET YOU.

YOU DIDN'T BUY ENOUGH; I'LL PROBABLY SPANK MY HAMSTER FOR NO REASON.

REPEAT BUSINESS IS OVERRATED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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