Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd April 2001

Dilbert//4370, first published 25 years ago on Monday 2nd April 2001

Tags

401k run that far 10k wheelchair race whip marks

Official transcript

Catbert asks The Boss, "Why aren't you signed up for the 401K?"

The Boss says to Catbert, "I'd never be able to run that far."

The Boss says to Catbert, "I did a 10K wheelchair race once. The guy who pushed me still has whip marks."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY AREN'T YOU SIGNED UP FOR THE 401K?

I'D NEVER BE ABLE TO RUN THAT FAR.

I DID A 10K WHEELCHAIR RACE ONCE. THE GUY WHO PUSHED ME STILL HAS WHIP MARKS.

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