Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th April 2001

Dilbert//4394, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 26th April 2001

Tags

downsized job functions unimportant things outsourced

Official transcript

The boss approaches Dilbert and says, "I downsized Ted and outsourced his important job functions."

The boss continues, "I'd like you to do all of his unimportant job functions."

Dilbert asks, "Why do we do unimportant things?"

The boss says, "Because we can!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DOWNSIZED TED AND OUTSOURCED HIS IMPORTANT JOB FUNCTIONS.

I'D LIKE YOU TO DO ALL OF HIS UNIMPORTANT JOB FUNCTIONS.

WHY DO WE DO UNIMPORTANT THINGS?

BECAUSE WE CAN!

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