Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th May 2001

Dilbert//4404, first published 25 years ago on Sunday 6th May 2001

Tags

new guy cheese parmesan cheese truck loads offer world o cheese exhibit weird obsession cheese obsession cheeseboy wally leather leather products

Official transcript

The Boss enters Dilbert's cubicle with a new employee, The Too Helpful Guy. Dilbert and the Too Helpful Guy shake hands. The Too Helpful Guy asks, "Do you like cheese, Dilbert?"

Dilbert answers, "Um...Yes, I guess so."

The Boss leaves and Too Helpful Guy continues, "I'll send two truckloads of parmesan cheese to your house!"

Dilbert replies, "Thanks...But I don't need that much cheese."

Too Helpful Guy replies, "Message Received!"

He continues, "I'll send you some bread and a fondue set too."

The Too Helpful Guy holds out two slips of paper and Dilbert stares at them. The Too Helpful Guy says, "Here are two tickets to the World-O-Cheese exhibit in Wisconsin."

The Too Helpful Guy continues, saying, "Your new nickname will be 'Cheeseboy' to reflect your weird obsession."

Wally enters the cubicle and says to Too Helpful Guy, "Hi. I'm Wally."

Too Helpful Guy holds out his hand and asks, "Wally, do you like leather products?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE TOO HELPFUL GUY DILBERT. MEET THE NEW GUY.

DO YOU LIKE CHEESE.

DILBERT?

UM..

YES.

GUESS 50.

I'LL SEND TWO TRUCKLOADS OF PARMESAN CHEESE TO YOUR HOUSE!

THANKS... BUT I DON'T NEED THAT MUCH CHEESE.

MESSAGE RECEIVED!

I'LL SEND YOU SOME BREAD AND A FONDUE SET TOO.

HERE ARE TWO TICKETS TO THE "WORLD-O-CHEESE" EXHIBIT IN WISCONSIN.

YOUR NEW NICKNAME WILL BE "CHEESEBOY" TO REFLECT YOUR WEIRD OBSESSION.

HI.

I'M WALLY.

WALLY, DO YOU LIKE LEATHER PRODUCTS?

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