Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd May 2001

Dilbert//4421, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 23rd May 2001

Tags

bar burp chug chardonnay drinks drunk drunkards gross guzzled hit on pig scene sloshed slurred words strictly business business man date animals

Official transcript

Alice and a businessman sit at a bar. Alice says, "This is strictly business, right? We're going to talk about your company's product."

The businessman raises his glass to Alice and says, "I bet I can drink for chardonnay than you can."

Later, Alice's hair is completely dishevelled and both Alice and the businessman are slumped in their chairs, totally drunk. Alice says, "You're a hanshum man and so ish your twin bruver."

The business man burps loudly.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS STRICTLY BUSINESS, RIGHT?

WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT YOUR COMPANY'S PRODUCT.

I'LL BET I CAN CHUG MORE CHARDONNAY THAN YOU CAN.

YOU'RE A HANSHUM MAN AND 50 ISH YOUR TWIN BRUVER.

BURP

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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