Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th May 2001

Dilbert//4423, first published 25 years ago on Friday 25th May 2001

Tags

boyfreind project turtlenecks jeans fish training for marathins cry at movies the boyfriend project makeover clothes body animals

Official transcript

Caption reads: "The Boyfriend Project."

Alice hands her boyfriend clothing and says, "I'm putting you in turtlenecks and jeans."

As the boyfriend changes into his new clothing, Alice continues, "You don't like to fish anymore. Now you're training for marathons."

The boyfriend begins to wail, screaming, "WHAA! WHAA!"

Alice replies, "You can only cry at movies."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE BOYFRIEND PROJECT I'M PUTTING YOU IN TURTLENECKS AND JEANS.

"wr, YOU DON'T LIKE TO FISH ANYMORE.

NOW YOU'RE TRAINING FOR MARATHONS.

WHAA!

WHAA!

YOU CAN ONLY CRY AT MOVIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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