Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th May 2001

Dilbert//4426, first published 25 years ago on Monday 28th May 2001

Tags

incredulous ed inventing words what! answers with questions annoying new hire dumb guy

Official transcript

The Boss brings a new employee to introduce to Dilbert. The Boss says, "Dilbert, I'd like you to meet incredulous Ed."

The Boss continues, "No matter what question you ask him, he'll act as if you are inventing words."

Dilbert turns to Ed and asks, "Do you have a family?"

Ed replies, "Do I have a WHAT??"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET INCREDULOUS ED.

NO MATTER WHAT QUESTION YOU ASK HIM, HE'LL REACT AS IF YOU'RE INVENTING WORDS.

DO YOU HAVE A FAMILY?

DO I HAVE A WHAT??

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