Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th May 2001

Dilbert//4428, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 30th May 2001

Tags

ultimate tool mobile professional pda phone pager digital camera fax email laptop shredder clips belt too large everything

Official transcript

The Boss leans across a table and says to Dilbert, "I found the ultimate tool for the mobile professional."

The Boss leans down in order to get it. He continues, "It's a combination PDA, phone, pager, digital camera, fax, e-mail, laptop and shredder."

The Boss produces a large gadget, half the size of him and puts it on the table. He says, "It clips right to my belt!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FOUND THE ULTIMATE TOOL FOR THE MOBILE PROFESSIONAL.

IT'S A COMBINATION PDA, PHONE, PAGER, DIGITAL CAMERA, FAX, EMAIL, LAPTOP AND SHREDDER.

IT CLIPS RIGHT TO MY BELT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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