Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st June 2001

Dilbert//4430, first published 25 years ago on Friday 1st June 2001

Tags

no raise not enough questions meetings care about job thirst for knowledge likes wood

Official transcript

Asok the Intern sits across from the Boss. The Boss says, "I can't give you a raise. You don't ask enough questions in meetings."

The Boss continues, "Questions show that you care about your job and have a thirst for knowledge."

Asok is seen at a staff meeting, hand raised, asking, "Who else likes wood?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE YOU DON'T ASK ENOUGH QUESTIONS IN MEETINGS.

QUESTIONS SHOW THAT YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR JOB AND HAVE A THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE.

WHO ELSE LIKES WOOD?

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