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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th June 2001

Dilbert//4438, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 9th June 2001


Tags

blah blah escape gnaw arm non stop talker trapped in cucbicle want to escape trapped animal people leave


Official transcript

Dilbert sits in his cubicle as a co-worker says, "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."

Dilbert thinks to himself, "I'm trapped in my own cubicle."

Dilbert looks down at his arm and thinks, "Maybe I can gnaw off my arm to escape."

Dilbert stands in front of Dogbert with a bandage on his arm. Dogbert asks, "And that worked?"

Dilbert replies, "People don't stick around when you start gnawing on your arm."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M TRAPPED IN MY OWN CUBICLE.

MAYBE I CAN GNAW OFF MY 'ARM TO ESCAPE.

PEOPLE DON'T AND STICK AROUND THAT WHEN YOU WORKED? GNAW ON YOUR ARM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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