Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th June 2001

Dilbert//4448, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 19th June 2001

Tags

co pilot seat fly 747 pilot chiroparcter people flying plane commercial airline over booked random

Official transcript

Dilbert stands in front of an airline desk speaking with a flight attendant. The flight attendant says, "We overbooked. But I can give you the co-pilot's seat if you know how to fly a 747."

Dilbert stands in front of a long line of people and says, "Um...Yeah, okay. I can fly a 747."

Dilbert is in the cockpit of a plane with another guy. Dilbert asks, "Should I do something?"

The guy replies, "Beats me. I'm a chiropractor."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE OVERBOOKED. BUT I CAN GIVE YOU THE COPILOT'S SEAT IF YOU KNOW HOW TO FLY A 747.

UM... YEAH, OKAY. I CAN FLY A 747.

SHOULD I DO SOMETHING?

BEATS ME.

I'M A CHIROPRACTOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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