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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th July 2001

Dilbert//4465, first published 25 years ago on Friday 6th July 2001


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roof gets shingled chaos driven climate ocntrol rest randomizer rain shingles roof


Official transcript

Dilbert stands outside looking at his roof and says to the garbageman, "I hope it doesn't rain until my roof gets shingled."

The garbageman asks, "Why don't you use your personal chaos-driven climate control appartus to control the rain?"

Dilbert looks at him and says, "I...uh...don't have one."

The garbageman holds out a gadget and says, "Here, you can use mine. Just reset the randomizer when you're done."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HOPE IT DOESN'T RAIN UNTIL MY ROOF GETS SHINGLED.

WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR PERSONAL CHAOS-DRIVEN CLIMATE CONTROL APPARATUS TO CONTROL THE RAIN?

I... UH... YOU CAN USE DON'T HAVE MINE. JUST RESET THE ONE.

RANDOMIZER WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Chaos-Driven Climate Control"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a yellow shirt and blue cap, engaging in a conversation with his coworker.

  • Dilbert expresses his desire to avoid using his personal chaos-driven climate control apparatus to control the rain.
  • His coworker responds by stating that he can use the apparatus, but only to reset the randomizer when he's done.
  • The conversation is marked by Dilbert's sarcastic tone and his coworker's nonchalant attitude towards the chaos-driven climate control apparatus.

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