Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th July 2001

Dilbert//4477, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 18th July 2001

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speakerphone annoy coworkers sociopth bit loud eating lunch delicious

Official transcript

Ron is sitting at his desk. He thinks to himself, "If I use the speakerphone it will annoy my co-workers."

He continues thinking, "Luckily for me, I'm a sociopath."

Dilbert approaches from behind and says, "Two things: you're a bit loud... and you're eating my lunch."

Ron responds, "It's delicious."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I USE THE SPEAKERPHONE IT WILL ANNOY MY COWORKERS.

LUCKILY FOR ME, I'M A SOCIOPATH.

TWO THINGS: YOU'RE A BIT LOUD... AND YOU'RE EATING MY LUNCH.

IT'S DELICIOUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Sociopath at Work"

Summary:

The comic strip features a man sitting at his desk, thinking to himself about using his speakerphone to annoy his coworkers. He is later interrupted by his boss, who is eating his lunch and making loud noises. The boss asks if the man is a sociopath, and the man responds by saying that two things he's a bit loud are eating his lunch and making loud noises. The boss then says that it's delicious, implying that he is enjoying the man's lunch. The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the challenges of working with difficult coworkers and the importance of maintaining a positive attitude in the face of adversity.

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