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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th July 2001

Dilbert//4479, first published 25 years ago on Friday 20th July 2001


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the sociopth typing is optional eaten before some bread


Official transcript

Headline: The Sociopath. Ron and Alice are sitting across from each other at restaurant table. Ted says, "Tipping is optional so I never do it."

Alice looks surprised. She asks, "Um.. have you eaten here before?"

A waitress approaches the table and angrily throws bread at Ron, hitting him on the head. She grunts, "Here's some bread."

Alice looks on nervously.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE SOCIOPATH TIPPING IS OPTIONAL 50 I NEVER DO IT.

UM... HAVE YOU EATEN HERE BEFORE?

HERE'S SOME BREAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Sociopath"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a conversation between a man and a woman at a restaurant.
  • The woman, who appears to be a sociopath, makes a comment about tipping being optional.
  • The man asks if she has eaten before, implying that she may not have eaten at all.
  • The woman responds by throwing a piece of bread at the man, suggesting that she is not interested in eating.
  • The comic strip ends with the woman continuing to eat the bread, while the man looks on in shock and disgust.

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