Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th July 2001

Dilbert//4487, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 28th July 2001

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trapped in offcie scream staple remover claw wall door is pull not puch

Official transcript

The Boss walks up to Carol's desk. He is thoroughly disheveled; his hair is messed up, his shirt is torn and dirty. He exclaims, "I've been trapped in my office for three days! Didn't you hear me scream?"

The Boss continues, shaking his hands frantically in front of Carol: "I used my staple remover to claw through the side wall!"

Carol responds calmly, "Your door is a pull, not a push."

The Boss, looking confused, replies, "Get me a bigger staple remover just to be safe."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN MY OFFICE FOR THREE DAYS! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME SCREAM?

I USED MY STAPLE REMOVER TO CLAW THROUGH THE SIDE WALL!

YOUR DOOR IS A PULL, NOT A PUSH.

GET ME A BIGGER STAPLE REMOVER JUST TO BE SAFE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Staple Remover"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, who has been trapped in his office for three days.
• He uses his staple remover to claw through the side wall to escape.
• Upon entering his coworker's office, he finds a door pull, not a push, and uses the staple remover to open the door.
• The coworker is amused by Dilbert's creative solution and offers him a bigger staple remover for future use.

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