Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th September 2001

Dilbert//4540, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 19th September 2001

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dogcart consults create a strategy increase market share change valuable advice

Official transcript

Headline: Dogbert Consults. Dogbert says to The Boss, "It's easy to create a strategy."

Dogbert continues, "Write down everything you do, preceded by the phrase, 'increase our market share by...'"

The Boss asks, "What if we change what we do?"

Dogbert responds, "Call me and I'll sell you some more valuable advice."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS IT'S EASY TO CREATE A STRATEGY.

WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING YOU DO, PRECEDED BY THE PHRASE, "INCREASE OUR MARKET SHARE BY..

WHAT IF WE CHANGE WHAT WE DO?

CALL ME AND I'LL SELL YOU SOME MORE VALUABLE ADVICE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert Consults"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a white dog with a black spot over one eye, offering consulting services to a man at a conference table. Dogbert's advice is to "write down everything you do, preceded by the phrase 'Increase our market share by...'". When asked what to do if they change their actions, Dogbert suggests calling him and selling him some more valuable advice.

Key Points:

• Dogbert offers consulting services to the man.
• His advice is to document all actions with a specific phrase.
• He suggests calling him for further advice if actions change.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of consulting and the potential for over-the-top advice.

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