Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd September 2001

Dilbert//4543, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 22nd September 2001

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new hircut gargantuan mistake frighten children froze up opinion

Official transcript

Dilbert asks the rat and Dogbert, "What do you guys think about my new haircut?"

Dogbert says, "It's a gargantuan mistake that will ruin your life, frighten children, and bruise fruit."

Dogbert turns to the rat. The rat exclaims, "I'm all froze up! No one ever asked for my opinion before!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT MY NEW HAIRCUT?

IT'S A GARGANTUAN MISTAKE THAT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE, FRIGHTEN CHILDREN AND BRUISE FRUIT I'M ALL FROZE UP! NO ONE EVER ASKED FOR MY OPINION BEFORE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Gargantuan Mistake"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, Dogbert and Dilbert, in a humorous exchange. Dogbert asks Dilbert about his new haircut, to which Dilbert responds with a clever pun, stating that it's a "gargantuan mistake" that will "ruin your life, frighten children, and bruise fruit." The punchline is that Dogbert has frozen his hair, leading to a comical and unexpected outcome. The strip showcases the witty banter and clever wordplay characteristic of the Dilbert comic series.

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