Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th September 2001

Dilbert//4550, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 29th September 2001

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cloning th eboss might hurt push button employeees operating room doctors offcie lab

Official transcript

Headline: Cloning the Boss. Dilbert has on a doctor's uniform. The Boss is lying on an operation bed with a laser pointed at his head. The Boss asks, "Will this hurt?"

Dilbert responds, "I hope so."

Alice, Wally, and Asok enter the room. Alice says, "We heard it might hurt."

Wally asks, "May I push the button?"

The Boss looks nervous.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CLONING THE BOSS WILL THIS HURT?

I HOPE SO.

WE HEARD IT MIGHT HURT.

MAY I PUSH THE BUTTON?

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