Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th October 2001

Dilbert//4560, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 9th October 2001

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become teacher educate leaders educate the morons stop beliveing eat the sdonut dreams crush

Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert are eating breakfast. Dilbert says, "Maybe I should become a teacher so I can educate the leaders of tomorrow."

Dogbert responds, "Maybe you should educate the morons of tomorrow so they'll stop believing the leaders of tomorrow."

Dilbert replies, "Maybe I'll just eat this donut and go to work."

Dogbert asks, "Do you have more dreams I can crush?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAYBE I SHOULD BECOME A TEACHER 50 I CAN EDUCATE THE LEADERS OF TOMORROW.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD EDUCATE THE MORONS OF TOMORROW SO THEY'LL STOP BELIEVING THE LEADERS OF TOMORROW.

MAYBE I'LL JUST EAT THIS DONUT AND GO TO WORK.

DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE DREAMS I CAN CRUSH?

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