Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th October 2001

Dilbert//4562, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 11th October 2001

Tags

air company resources contractor demands gravity hover using earth cheap resources

Official transcript

The Boss says to Carl, "Carl, you're only a contractor. You have to stop using company resources."

Carl mumbles angrily, "Mmn, Nph, Hbm, Mrm!"

The Boss replies, "Yes, I know you bring your own air. But you still use our gravity."

Carl is taken aback. He mumbles, "Fbm, Gmp, Rkr!"

The Boss responds, "If it's not too much to ask, could you hover?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CARL, YOU'RE ONLY A CONTRACTOR.

YOU HAVE TO STOP USING COMPANY RESOURCES.

MMN NPH HBM MRM!

YOUR OWN AIR, BUT YOU STILL USE OUR GRAVITY.

FBM GMP RKR!

IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK, COULD YOU HOVER?

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